Select your oracle category from the cryptic dropdown below, then press the pulsing button to receive your ghoulish prophecy from beyond the veil...
⚠️ ENTERTAINMENT ONLY ⚠️
This oracle is for amusement, spooky vibes, and unhinged inspiration only.
The Ghoulery does not provide medical, legal, financial, or existential clarity (maybe only a little existential crisis for funsies).
We assume zero responsibility for life choices made after consulting messages from bread, car parts, expired coupons, or your nap-time revelations.
Side effects may include texting your ex about fate (don’t), laughing at your own chaos (do),
and realizing you’ve let a haunted art website influence your next decision (iconic, actually).
